November 2011
4000 words
Holy balls
October 2011
Keira,
Never mind, your plans are cancelled because when it rains, it pours and in BC IT’S ALWAYS FUCKING RAINING. Looks like your 8:30 pick me up consists of sleeping or lying over linguistics papers that you’re never going to understand.
Happy Monday >:[
Sincerely, Life
Dear Keira,
It’s time to give up, grow up and get up. Get off this horrible chair and go somewhere and write something and be someone. Stop wasting your time feeling sorry for yourself or checking your phone or reading your emails or scrolling your tumblr. Go memorize IPA or something. Go downtown and figure out the difference between an allophone and an allomorphe. Go paint or draw or sing or buy a...
Kdawg is up in this bitch
Feel better time for Keira at 8:30pm on Monday. Get stoked kids (L)
Dear Alice,
You don’t matter.
Love,
Patrick
Man, if I had a blade
I’d chop that shit up into a million little pieces.
Dear Roommate,
Don’t leave fruit in your garbage for two weeks and ask why we have fruit flies. How about, just don’t leave fruit in your garbage at all.
Love Keira, the fruit fly exterminator
I have won a battle.
Keira vs Fruit Fly
Keira is very victorious :]
I hate it when
I’m a really bad dancer
My roommate yells whilst skyping her… boy…. thing… friend.
I’m cold
It’s wet outside so everything that exists is wet
I feel suppppa yucky
I live so far away from anything that matters
I run out of cigarettes
MY ROOMMATE IS YELLING ACROSS THE INTERNET, it’s quarter after ten, I’ve been up since six, worked for 5 hours,...
